A rain-slicked open road, a desolate soggy hill and a Dixie horn blast--all the makings of a good car stunt, right? Think again...

As Autoblog notes, some half-wits tried to pull off a Dukes of Hazard boys stunt by hopping a hill while simultaneously blasting a little J.C. Whitney horn. In a demonstration that Darwinian survival of the fittest is alive and well, these imbeciles bit the landing and almost suffered graver consequences.